This probably isn't proper "blog material." Oh well. It's too funny/gross not to share, and it would take too long to text it.
A few minutes ago, I watched as Torah noticed a crumb on the top of her foot. She sat down, plucked it off, and popped it in her mouth. Then she immediately gagged and spit it out, holding it out for me to take. Isn't that one of the best "mom jobs" - taking all the nasty stuff that your offspring offer you?
As I was walking over to her to get it, I was laughing at her, saying, "That's what you get for eating stuff off your feet. Gross!"
But when I took it from her, I stopped laughing and started gagging myself. It was clear (due to the stench) that this was no cookie crumb in my hand.
I don't know how she managed to work a blob of poop out of her diaper, down the leg of her tight leggings, and then perch it right on the top of her foot. This girl has some mad skilz.
And just in case you were wondering (although maybe you already knew this?), poop apparently tastes really gross. She was still gagging minutes later.
Next up: Boogers! Do they really taste like fruit snacks?
3 comments:
Oh, yuck! You'll have to blackmail her with that sometime in her teenage years!
And you made fun of my kids for maggots and spiders....
Also, nice to know that your body won't "LET" you eat something so disgusting.
I put soap in my kids' mouth just so I could kiss them again. You might want to try it.
Nicholas picked bird poop off of the sidewalk one summer and ate it. It must taste better than people poop.
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