OK, Jenny. Analyze this one. I swear this was an actual dream that I had last night:
I was in a large factory warehouse. Nathan had called me to come there because he had discovered "Something Big! The Next Big Thing!"
I was in a large factory warehouse. Nathan had called me to come there because he had discovered "Something Big! The Next Big Thing!"
In the warehouse, I found Nathan with a pallet of boxes. Inside each box was a different color of tiny round balls, about the size of air soft pellets.
So here's how "The Next Big Thing" worked. We would take these little round balls and shove four of them into a slit in the butt of a Ken doll.
(You still with me?) Then, we would knead the Ken doll for about 10 seconds. After that, we squeezed open the mouth of the doll and out popped . . . a blob of CHEWING GUM.
Each different color of ball created a different flavor of gum. I was working with a light green color, which happened to be cucumber flavor.
Well, I spent half the night making gum blobs with my Ken doll. But the whole time I was fretting - How am I going to break it to Nathan that no one was ever going to buy pre-chewed gum, even if it was only chewed by a plastic Ken doll? And even if they did, no one would ever buy gum that tasted like rancid cucumbers.
The next thing I knew, there was quite a work crew in the factory, all meticulously stuffing little pellets into Ken's butt and popping out blobs of chewed gum. I found myself in a fierce argument with the worker next to me, who just happened to look exactly like Gloria, the hot Colombian wife on Modern Family.
Apparently, there was a shortage of chewing Ken dolls and we were fighting over mine. She insisted that she needed to use it to create some minty gum for her date that night. I shouted that I needed to use it to finish up this stupid box of cucumber gum so that I could dispose of it before Nathan tried to sell it in stores.I never did find out who won the fight, because I was awakened by a huge crash downstairs. Turns out the shelf in my cupboard which holds all of my glasses broke and fell down.
Phew! What a night. Anyone want to tell me what this all means? :-)
8 comments:
Can't analyze the story because I'm still peeing my pants from visions of you shoving gumballs up Ken's butt! Nice. :)
You. Need. Help.
=)
Nathan would totally buy and eat that gum at a store. For that matter, your children probably would too. You would if someone told you not to, just because. :)
My dreams have been crazy with my pregnancy. Always full of strangers doing strange things, then throw in a random primary kid and someone from TV. Your dream, however, tops all mine! I love it!!
(Priddis) Oh my HECK! I haven't laughed(and cried) so hard in my life. Seriously that was awesome. You need a vacation, from any child with a toy.
Laughing too hard! Can't talk! or type!
OH MY goodness, you have finally gone off the deep end! I am so glad that someone else has crazy dreams as well. Laughing at the shoving gum up the ken dolls booty! I know where Adana gets all here crazy ideas from!
xo
SIMPLE --
KEN DOLL WITH TIGHT BUT -- tired of unapproachable authority figures telling you how to spend your money.
CHEWED BUBBLE GUM -- desire for sugar
CUCUMBERS (rancid) -- tired of trying to eat healthy all the time.
HOT MOVIE STAR W/MINTY GUM -- Classic body envy
REMEDY -- Go buy something that you don't need and isn't all that good for you. Enjoy it!
Do you think Mike - Bunni is advising you to hire a male escort with no discernable procreative equipment? Cuz that's totally what I get out of his interpretation.
As for your dream, beats me. I'm the one that holds funerals for cheese in mine.
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