What does a perfectly RATIONAL human being do when she is all dressed & ready to go for a run, but ends up stuck at home because her horrid kids are being complete brats and she doesn't dare leave them home alone?
a) She yells at them for ruining her day, again.
b) She calmly determines to strive harder to teach her children better manners, for they are, indeed, blessings from heaven.
c) She decides that today is the perfect day to invent a Nutella cookie recipe, then proceeds to eat all of the cookies in front of her ungrateful children's faces.
Answer: a & c. Right?!?
(Grandparents need not reply.)
8 comments:
1) We just discovered Nutella this week and are LOVING it!
2) Amen that someone else yells at their kids.
3) This home all day during the summer is for the birds....
4) B sounds nice, but meh....over rated! :) hee hee!
So glad I am not the only one! I am grateful for the summers and the time to chill. We try to keep a routine, but it is hard. I think that is what I like most about the busy school year--there is stuff to keep us busy. Oh yeah, and they are gone for 6 +hours of the day!
Were you even able to type "b" with a staight face? I certainly couldn't read it with one.
Nutella cookies...tell me your secrets.
You forgot option d) invite your closest friends over to eat the Nutella cookies with you!
OK, now it looks like a made an inappropriate comment and then deleted it. Sorry! For some reason my comment posted twice, so I deleted the second one.
I am sure I would have done A and C as well, but then felt guilty later. I would save B for a FHE lesson when I have calmed down. ;)
I strive for answer "B" but I'm not perfect...that's so vanilla...but making cookies and eating them in front of your kids that's classic! Revenge feels really good...
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