Monday, December 17, 2007
How to Treat a Girl by Micah Russell, age 9
You should treat a girl like royalty. Especially your sister. Today I hit my sister on the head with a Sit-and-Bounce and I thought it wouldn't hurt. So I hit her on the head and she started crying. She called my mom and I got in a lot of trouble. So my mom told me to write an essay on how to treat girls. Before you hurt a girl or pick on one, think maybe this girl will tell on me and I'll get grounded or punished. So think before you do anything stupid.
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Micah?!?!? Micah?!?!? I see you learned a lesson (sort of) from an impulsive decision BUT I feel partially to blame and I hope you treat a girl (sister) with kindness because you know you are stronger than her and you want to keep her safe -- Right? Treat her like you would treat a rat or a cat or a lizard, etc.
Love, Grandma
I am sharing this one with the boys.
:-D
Actually, I have tried the essay tactic before, with no success. Thanks to your post, I was able to use it against the morning squabbling. This is what Aidan wrote:
"You should always be kind to family members even if they took your stuff because otherwise you will have to write an essay like this one. The end! P.S. Ian is a pig-faced smelly fathead." *sigh*
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