What the . . .!?!

I suppose I should start with a MERRY CHRISTMAS! message, so as to not completely avoid the subject. We had a lovely (fairly chaotic, but everyone survived) Christmas. I have to admit, though, that I am always a bit relieved when Dec. 26th comes around.

Now, back to regular life.

This morning, as I was cleaning the kitchen, Micah decided to check his email. We've taken all the normal internet precautions - the computer is in the busiest part of our house, between the kitchen and family room; kids are not allowed on the internet unless a parent is in the room; and they are only allowed to go to previously checked websites.

So I'm scrubbing away at my pots & pans while Micah is on-line.

Micah (aka Animal Man) has recently taken to visiting a couple sites which post "funny animal pictures." I've looked at them all and they seem fairly innocuous. He inevitably finds "the most hilarious/adorable/remarkable" animal picture he's ever seen, and it usually ends up being emailed to me and a few other lucky recipients.

So, I wasn't surprised when he says, "Hey mom! Check this out."

Me (up to my elbows in bubbles): Just a minute, Micah.

Him: Mom, have you ever seen a "bitch 'n fries? I don't think Dad would like it.

Me (BOLTING across the kitchen, bubbles flying): What the . . . !?!

It's amazing the thoughts that can go through your mind in mere seconds. What has he seen? He must have clicked on a bad link. What sort of weird website shows naked women with french fries? I really don't want to have this talk right now. This is his Dad's job. If I freak out about it, will that only make him more curious?

With great trepidation, I looked at the screen. Before me was a picture of a tiny little puppy - fluffy ball of curly white fur. The title read Bichon Frise (proper pronunciation: [bee-shon fri-zey])

Phew!

But he was right - his Dad definitely wouldn't like it.